Art Share Ad Script
Written by: D Vana




Actor One:  Hi and welcome back to another episode of painting with Ced Ross. Today we’ll be painting something sweet and special for the kids. That’s right, a nice tree. First, we’ll draw a nice long and beautiful trunk. It reminds me of the beautiful and strong figure that is my love of owls. Speaking of owls, let’s put some nice and beautiful fur on this tree. Yeah, just dabble it and beat the loli out of it real good. Now we want to keep adding on branches. The more you add, the more pretty owls get stuck up there. Yesss, let’s add one here, and one here, oh, and another one here. We’ll even add an owl house for those pretty owls. Did you know owls are superior to every other fucking animal? I mean, have you seen a cat twist it’s gremlin head 180 degrees and live? Yeah that’s what I thought. Yeah, that tree is looking real good, now all we is need is some kickass owls. Not any of those boring pigeons or bluejays, no no. We need as many owls as possible. One here, and one here, fuck it we’ll add an owl inside the tree just because they’re that cool. 
[At this point, just transition to a black screen whilst the VA keeps talking with “Join #art-share today” following The Bear Zone like the logo seen in the adult swim ads]