Sound Test Ad Script
Written by: D Vana




Actor One:   [Hums along to whatever music picked] Oh yea, feed me that Nightcore you loli slut. Hnnnggg… I think I’m about to eargasm from those high pitches!!

Actor Two:   [appears from somewhere] Hi, would you mind sitting down here?

Actor One:   Uh, who might you be?

Actor Two:  I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBZ. So tell me, what drove you to be listening to such shitty music?

Actor One:  You don’t understand! It-it-it’s just a platonic listening! Please!

Actor Two:  I have the browser history right here Mr. *ahem*x_my_beefin_dong_x. It says here you were listening to the 1 Hour Linkin Park Nightcore Mix by Zola. You do realize how wrong that is for a middle aged man like you to being diddling with mixes like this right? Luckily, I have a solution.

Actor One:  Really?

Actor Two:  Yes. Now clean the jizz out of your ears and listen to this. #sound-test is a remedy I like to use on my clients, with it’s fire mixtapes and recommendations made right here by our users on the Discord. We have amazing music artists like 7Z, KurttheKing, Wobble, Skerpentine, and much more. So what do ya say you old fart?

Actor One: But I don’t wanna!

[Gun cocks]

Actor Two:  [In ominous tone] Then perish.


(We’ll be right back sound clip with possible laugh track?)

Narrator: Find out what happens in the next episode of To Catch a Loli Lover. Also be sure to stop by #sound-test to check out and post your fire music and more!